Hi there! Timmy here.

I have some excellent news!

Are you ready for it? If not, well… you’re about to read it anyway!
Unless you don’t, in that case you won’t.

I’m very excited to inform all of my fans that I will be attending the 2014 Stock Car European Championships at Northampton International Raceway!

I found out from last year that we get a lot of Dutch racing drivers come over for this championship, so in preparation I’ve had a crash course in learning Dutch, or as they call it over there, Hollandish! I’ve also been working on my currency conversions in case I’m needed to work on the turnstiles. Both of these courses cost me just £10 or €2,579 for all of you Europeans.

I also remember that the Formula One Stock Cars are very loud, so all spectators should wear ear protection under the Health and Safety Code EU-GON-DEF. If ear protection isn’t available to you, then you should immediately retire to a safe distance of 2KM from the Raceway. You may also require ear protection to save your ears bleeding after listening to our commentator all weekend!

Anyway, I will see you all over the weekend. I do hope you all have a safe and enjoyable time at the European Championships!

See you there!
Timmy.